jaydove-writes:

gumy-shark:

gumy-shark:

i’m going to [remembers i’m dr doofenschmirtz] take over the entire tri state area

well you see perry the platypus. as a transgender lawn gnome ocelot child my parents always said my brother’s posts had 10k notes to them, while mine were always zero note flops. so i made the tumblrinator to take over the entire tri state area!

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