The first rule of blacksmithing is “don’t fuck the little giant power hammer”. Yes, everyone wants to. Yes, everyone knows that it looks and behaves exactly like you would expect a giant cast-iron robot girl from the 1910’s who was explicitly built to fuck you to death would look like. Yes, it is indeed the single most fuckable piece of industrial equipment ever manufactured. But you absolutely cannot fuck it.
I’d treat her so right, everyone is always like “I want the power hammer to fuck me to death,” but what about her needs, what about her pleasure?
i’d make sure her twin v-belts were always fresh. i’d touch up every little chip of paint. I’d feed her white hot mild steel bar stock every single day. she deserves the world, and i wanna watch her crush it into billets.
Laika, can we talk to you for a second? I want to make sure we’re clear on the intent here in our project to “Get people to stop trying to fuck the power hammer.” People are getting some mixed signals from your recent comments.