Why hasn’t there been a needlessly aggressive 5031 response article where they try to 5031 all the anomalies but THEN they meet the Strawman Anomaly who is ontologically evil and for some reason becomes more evil when treated humanely
Due to the existence of the Animate Straw Monstrosity we must treat all anomalies as unethically as possible until brave lone-wolf researchers gain renegade control of the project and decide without oversight to attempt Kindness, though of course if we discover their machinations they will be swiftly killed. To raise the stakes
