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virtualgirladvance:

witchiithing:

virtualgirladvance:

twitter/x reblog chain by meeka @MeekyBlinders. meeka: a piece of my roomba broke off and it vacuumed it up. self sucking little freak meeka: @iRobot pls send me a new roomba mine is a freak dms screenshot between meeka and irobot iRobot: Would you be so kind to send me a picture of the robot's full bottom, in order for me to be able to assist you further? meeka: oh so you're all a lil freaky huhALT

Hello master, I am going to begin the self sucking protocol, if you don’t wish for me to complete this task feel free to spank me

like i expected this but seeing the notification still did psychic damage, excellent work