I think we as a society should revisit the idea of armpits having holes you can do stuff with
like okay imagine you’re cold and you just crawl into your SO’s hairy pit hole for the night and they sweat so much you just kinda slide in and out easy and they have a pit orgasm because you’re so deep in there and its sweat and cum and then they
imagine having deodorant but its like breath mints for your pitholes
do i have any investors? anyone looking to cash in on this concept?
oh people want to fuck an ear or lick a foot but I’M the weird one I’m the one being stoned in public they said jesus was crazy and look where it got him he’s on the Ellen Show and talks to Joe Biden daily
