not-wizard-council-aristocrat:
Recently saw a video about cursed Tumblr recipes which reminded me of something I cooked up during a summer job at college. It was a drink I liked to call “terminal clarity”.
You fill up a glass halfway with sprite, and fill the other half with a quarter glass of xxx vitamin water and a quarter glass of blue powerade.
You’ll know you got the ratios right if it turns an unnatural shade of purple or magenta.
It tastes like every flavor at once for half a second, like your taste buds are being violently electrocuted, only for that taste to immediately disappear and leave behind an aftertaste I can only describe as “void”. It tastes like nothing I can possibly portray with words, only that it leaves you hollow and questioning whether taste was an experience that ever existed at all. It tastes like loud silence.
I invented this and immediately got covid the next day as divine punishment for my unforgivable sin.
WAIT @squid-wizard ISNT THIS PRETTY MUCH WHAT WE MADE ON THAT ONE TRIP