i looked up the word gullible in the dictionary and the page was blank aside from the words “look out your window”. heeding the page’s words i peered through the blinds, sidewalks illuminated by the streetlights. outside, staring up at me, i saw something that looked just like me. i was frozen in shock for a long moment, my doppelgänger looking up at me with a placid smile. closing the blinds, i took a breath and looked back to the dictionary held heavy in my lap. the page, no longer that sinister instruction, now read “lollll got you good”