Famous dipshit and tech billionaire Fictional Asshole revealed today that his next business venture involves mass production of the minimal arrangement of human brain cells capable of having a soul.
“This’ll definitely be profitable somehow,” he said. “We’re thinking of an app?
…Look, off the record? I’ll level with you. None of my startups since Trungle have been profitable. I’m just throwing shit at the wall here and seeing what gets me venture capital. We’ve incinerated millions of these things already I have no idea what we’re doing.”
When asked about the ethics of deliberately creating organisms confirmed to have souls only to dispose of them, Fictional Asshole simply looked blankly at our interviewer as if incapable of processing the idea.