bovineblogger:

ospreyonthemoon:

theslowesthnery:

theslowesthnery:

theslowesthnery:

i feel like shit so can i show you guys my favourite minotaur statues/sculptures

warning for artistic nudity i guess

first, there’s this lovely guy

if i don’t gush over back muscles assume i am dead

then there’s this unnecessarily horny theseus and minotaur

another theseus and minotaur. theseus leave the minotaur alone challenge

nice butts and back muscles, i approve

then there’s this gorgeous lad

but my favourite is this pensive li’l guy

please look at him and his little tail and how he’s leaning on his own horn and is kinda just trying to figure things out. amazing

thank you, that’s all

wait i forgot one

“well now i’m not doing it”

@bovineblogger

oggghh the beautiful longhorn