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The "Hello, Human Resources?!" meme, with an affini and cybersmith ("Human Pet Guy") edited in. The comic is titled "Know the Work Rules." 
The first panel, titled "Appropriate," shows an affini saying "I want to keep a human as a pet." A female employee responds with "Awww, you're so sweet."
The second panel, titled "Inappropriate," shows cybersmith saying the same thing, but the same employee instead responds with "Hello, Human Resources?!"ALT

art source

Time for the rant again:

THE PROBLEM WITH HUMAN PET GUY IS NOT THAT HE WANTS A HUMAN PET.

The dude has a bunch of “weird” fetishes. That is fine. The reason be is infamous is because he keeps bringing them up in non-sexual situations, and gets yelled at every time. And it’s the “gets yelled at every time” that’s crucial to understand here: this is not a guy who made a mistake once. This is a guy who keeps doing this despite overwhelming negative feedback.

Because it’s easy (especially on a social media site as varied as Tumblr, especially how it used to be) to misread a situation and reply with some inappropriate stuff, but you can apologize and delete it.

He’s done this multiple times though! In different places! And he keeps doing it.

THAT is why he is infamous. Not because he has weird fetishes. It’s overstepping boundaries.

(I’ve posted before about why he’s like this and what he gets from it, but that’s not important for this)

It’s about consent. I know the HDG stuff is dubcon/noncon, but they’re stories. You have to go read them, and you’re warned about the contents before you can read them.

Human Pet Guy will show up in your reblogs saying “okay what if I keep a human as a pet” because you mentioned that something about breastfeeding. You didn’t consent to that and he knows it.

Wait I thought the problem with cybersmith was like, eugenics or something

He has a lot of really terrible political opinions, I don’t keep up with all of them. It wouldn’t surprise me!

i personally was a fan of his political opinion of milking trans women and selling it bottled

That’s one of those ideas that seems like a good one at first, but then you investigate further and it turns out it’s terrible. He wanted all trans women locked in chastity and their health care denied unless they paid for it by selling their breast milk, but he wanted this program to be set up as a government program which would then be privitized. Yes, he wanted trans women to have to sell their milk to a PRIVATE AGENCY doing the government’s job!

I’m fine with forced chastity trans-hucow fetishes, but I draw the line at privitization.

Keep your neoliberalism out of weird kinks!

“I’m fine with forced chastity trans-hucow fetishes, but I draw the line at privitization”

Finally, someone with sense

oh hey what is this about

Too much