pukicho:

that guy that just typed :3 in chat? yeah, he’s 46 years old he has a wife and 3 kids. He has a 401k, he drives a new Lexus, he goes to Benihana with the kids on Sunday’s. He might be nuzzling in chat or whatever but he’s getting his ear chewed-out by the VP, he is going to miss the quarter-mark. He’s got tickets to next year’s Super bowl.