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Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

A rushed digital comic. At the top there are three faces, each convulsed and spitting with keyboard smash as dialogue. On the bottom left, there is a character staring into a mirror with their arms planted firmly on the counter. “huff…hufff….uhufff….” is dialogue next to the image. One the bottom right there is a hasty drawing of a phone held in someone’s hands, with their face reflected in the screen. Text on the phone reads “guess who almost just fucking died lmaoo”ALT

is this accurate

Why does this have 800+ notes? How does it??