bingle-official:

the-real-seebs:

shipburner:

godlessondheimite:

godlessondheimite:

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

Virgin Millennial Daughter with 20 hrs of screentime a day: Dad! They’re scamming you! Dad! Stop! They will take your savings and your identity! Hang up before they SWAT you!

Chad Boomer dad with a flip phone he has not recharged since 2014: Well gee I wish I could give you my bank account number after you spent all this time on the phone explaining this car deal with me but I don’t have access to my finances because I am in Rikers for felony murder.

I haven’t actively used this site in years but this grabbed my imagination so thoroughly I had to draw it

wow that really is calvin’s dad energy

This is my dad, except I don’t try to tell him to stop.

The best one he did was when they asked “how will you pay for this?”, his response was “I pay in orange peel”