foone:

Step 1: figure out a poll question. Something bland, but it’s nice if you can get a class angle on it so it makes you look privileged. Example: “How many horses does your family have?”

Step 2: figure out what the most common answer would be. In this case, zero. Most families have zero horses.

Step 3: compose your poll to leave out that option.

Like make the options “1-5”, “10-25”, “50-100”

Step 4: add “other (include in tags!)” as the final poll option.

Step 5: your poll will now get a lot of results because people keep reblogging it to say “wtf my family has zero horses!”

Please just be aware that this is a thing, and if you see a Bad Poll come across your dash, it might be getting reblogged so much because it is bad, and it might also be bad on purpose.