same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday:
mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere:
uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃
me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email
Uterus you FILTHY BITCH i already know im not pregnant. You dont have to squeeze the blood from you to tell me
Why did this appear while I’m on my period? Uterus why must I be in pain
man, that sucks.
…want a taco?
Reblog to give all period-havers a taco.