I can shapeshift with no need for following law of conservation of matter, and no issues of animal instincts like animorphs, and be visually indistinguishable from an actual specimen of what I shapeshift into.
You can only do that if you are wearing sage green socks on a Monday.
I can melt into the shadows to disappear, like if I do do something cringe.
You can only do that one minute after doing something you would consider “cringe.”
I can teleport, with no ill effects from conservation of energy, conservation of mass, and with a 0% chance of ending up inside already occupied space.
You break a random bone every time you teleport
I can completely control the subatomic constructions of matter, no restraints.
Cure cancer, turn an apple into gold, turn air into water, whatever you want.
You have every sickness and can’t cure them
I have the ability to swap bodies with anyone and retain all my memories and information
you also gain a random chronic illness, like digestive problems or bad joints.
complete control over all energy, including converting it into matter and vice versa
For conversions by your method, E = mc**2 is converted to E = mc**10, causing any mass converted to energy to be an extreme amount.
I can shapeshift into any given form, real or false, ignoring the laws of physics for said transformation and also retaining my ordinary intelligence, thought patterns and overall mentally being identical aside from the fact that I will know exactly how to use the body I shapeshift into. I can do this at any time with no restrictions on when, how, where, why and what I can transform into.
Everything sweet now tastes sour
I can teleport into any fictional universe I want and be a main character at said universe. This world will stay frozen until I get back, in the fictional universe I don’t age
Prostate cancer
Prostate cancer isn’t a very good superpower
No I was just doing a side-effect
Prostate cancer to you as well
I can push the course of events at any scale into whatever direction I wish by automatically altering the results of anything that humanity could possibly chalk up to random chance into the results that further the direction I’ve decided (basically fate manipulation, but with plausible deniability)
