me: [in a room full of executives] Nobody is buying our game about disney cartoon woman experiences poverty.
executive greg: I don’t understand. We covered her in dirt. How is this not selling.
executive carla: maybe it should be winter and she is very cold.
executive paul: we could give her a child who is also very cold
executive greg: and poor
executive paul: and poor
me: it’s not interactive enough. we need more.
executive greg: we should ask the player if they want to let her freeze and starve to death
me: and what happens if they click Ignore Her
executive greg: wolves rush in and eat her
me: what happens if they click Help Her
executive greg: she instantly transforms into an oil baroness with stacks of gold
executive carla: ooh and then we show the player a couch and a fireplace
me: what happens if they click fireplace
executive greg: she wins the lottery
me: and what happens if they click the couch
executives greg and carla, in unison: wolves rush in and eat her