trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:

a-swarm-of-crabs:

gingergiggles:

sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵