savleye:

dyke-uncle:

suryp:

00venator:

dyke-uncle:

00venator:

dyke-uncle:

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

Your hwat

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he’s a test tube baby

Ok.

wdym decay

The rubber has kind of started to degrade over the years. That’s why his face looks like that. This is what he looks like outside of his tube