This shit was soo good. But in 10 minutes im porlly gonna find out its because of all the lead in it.
Idk if there is, thats why i said probably (although i did mispell it)
A better question is can you even milk a lizard?
The even better question is, why is there lead on the lizard milk? What sort of biomagnification fuckery is going on there
Bestie listen.
I made a baseless claim that there was lead in there to try and be funny.
I don’t know if there is or not. It was the early 00’s and thats all the evidence i have.
Bestie. My Mutual beloved.
I have no fucking idea what Lizard Milk is. I have never heard of that shit in my life. I’m assuming it’s some sort of obscure american soda the likes of Dr. Pepper and the mythical diet coke, but I’m reasonably sure the hellscape know as america doesn’t put lead in its drinks, unless you count gasoline as a tasty summer beverage
I was just wondering out loud about the possible logistics behind a hypothetical lizard milk having fucking lead in it of all things. What sort of animal cruelty or ecological abuse would have to befall these poor lactating reptiles for their biological produce to be tainted with lead of all things
I dont think it was /really/ lizard milk, i think they just called it that.
And yes, its an obscure american drink but not a soda-like or fizzy at all. It had a smooth and almost creamy texture (like Baileys alcohol) that varied depending on flavor.
The lizard was just marketing.
And yes, the US doesn’t (typically) put lead in our beverages. That’s strictly reserved for baby formula and paint.
I did some basic digging and couldn’t find anything that confirmed the use of lead or lizards in the beverage.
I did, however, find out that SoBe made a special drink to promote The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (2000s w/Jim Carrey) and it looks like this
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….Huh. well they did out master chief in mountain dew so that’s not completely out of the standards for The Land South Of Canada. Why they put some sort of edgy snake man instead of the actual green man in question is beyond me, but who am I to question traditional Usonian beverage culture
Oh! I almost forgot:
FUCK YOU MEAN BABY FORMULA??
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY?!?
Gerber Baby products, too. It was (is still??) in formula and baby powder.
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