jaydove-writes:

i-am-a-fish:

mistermustachio:

i-am-a-fish:

there’s 12 billion people on this planet and not a single one of them is petting me

Reblog to pet the fish

thank you but reblogging does nothing for me. I need something real

12 billion? What year in the future are you from? There’s only 8 billion people.