I had a dream that I started seeing posts on tumblr about the “the pool water update.” It was some new change to the site, being rolled out gradually, that people mostly didn’t like.
When I got the pool water update, it turned out that when you opened up tumblr it would fill the room you were in with chlorinated water, up to the level of half an inch below your power outlets.
So to use tumblr you had to hold still, because too much movement would cause ripples that would rise to the outlets and electrify the water and kill you.
I had mixed feelings about the update. I got some pool noodles and it was nice to float around my bedroom whenever I checked tumblr. There was a trend called ‘tranquilityposting’ that I enjoyed. So not all bad.
There were a lot of blaze posts on dream-tumblr selling amulets that nullify electricity damage. Also, @max1461 claimed to have developed a 'posting technique that causes uncontrollable thrashing in 60% of tumblr users,’ and was demanding a cash ransom to not use it