tatrismus-t3ismus-deactivated20:

funkyness:

foxgirlintestines:

twenty-third-order-simulacra:

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

🥇☝️👑🎉🏆

🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺MAGYARORSZÁG VILÁGBAJNOK🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

This guy’s blood has as much alcohol as an actual beer. Imagine if a vampire took a bite into that and woke up the next night having to try to retrace everything that happened The Hangover style.

cracking over a boy with the cold ones

the beer stuff is not true, but 5,67 ‰ or 0,567 % would be enough for his blood to cross the czech legal definition of an alcoholic drink - 0,5%