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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

im talking about this bitch btw

I think the shoe trick would work on this:

tweet from @ExactTrashOnly:

Once bought street wine at 3am, no corkscrew or pen on me

A stranger said "gimme your shoe, I know a trick to pop the cork out!" 

He put the bottle in my shoe, smashed it on the wall, gave me my shoe full of broken glass and wine and said "sorry man I'm really drunk"

LegendALT

When I was a kid my older cousins used to sit around at night during family reunions inventing new and uh probably unadvised ways to open these

  • Counter edge - successful
  • Stick from the woods - not successful
  • Stick from the firepit (not on fire) - not successful
  • Shoe - not successful
  • Small rock - successful (bandaid needed)
  • Large rock - successful
  • Stick from firepit (on fire) - successful
  • Stone from firepit (fire in pit) - successful
  • Edge of fire barrel (fire in barrel) - successful
  • Log from bonfire (large) (on fire) - unknown everyone was too drunk and cousin fell in fire (he lived to be mocked forever)
  • Tree - unsuccessful 1 time and successful 1 time but also boring so attempts abandoned
  • Marshmellow stick (marshmallow on stick) - unsuccessful (marshmallow fell in dirt)
  • Knife (little) - successful
  • Knife knife (medium) - successful (bandaid needed but not for the cousin trying this but for my brother who caught the knife with his foot when cousin dropped it)
  • Knife (large) - successful
  • Teeth (human: attached) - successful (hurts btw don’t recommend)
  • Machete - successful (more experiments needed)
  • Machete (chop the top of the bottle off) - successful (lots of broken glass don’t drink)
  • Machete competition to see who could cut the top off a bottle the cleanest (competition banned forever when my mom found out) (after she won)
  • Axe - successful
  • Random deer bone a dog found - unknown everyone kept getting distracted by the deer bone
  • Sheer grit and bare hands - successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist cap
  • Sheer grit and bare hands - unsuccessful (bottle not twist cap) (cousin mocked forever)
  • Edge of golf cart - unknown (got chased off by my mom)
  • Fence - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
  • Metal porch chairs - successful (bandaid needed)
  • Plastic porch chairs - successful (?????)
  • Another bottle (unopened) - unsuccessful (both bottles broke)
  • Another bottle (opened) - unsuccessful
  • Another bottle cap (not attached) - unsuccessful
  • Paving tiles in a stack - successful
  • Cooler edge - successful
  • Cooler edge by closing the cooler lid really hard - unsuccessful (bottle broke) (paused to pick glass out of cousins hand)
  • Concrete ground - successful but considered a fail because most of the drink came out when it opened
  • Porch support column - unsuccessful
  • Flathead screw driver - successful
  • Horseshoe (horse: not attached) - successful
  • Metal sunglasses case - successful
  • Citronella candle bucket (candle lit) - successful (cousin burned)
  • Horseshoe (horse: attached) - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
  • Random piece of metal - successful (stitches and tetanus shot)
  • Random nail from the scrap nail bucket - not successful

i want this to become a Tumblr heritage post

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REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

door!!!! (works really well, just be careful not to spill ur drink lol)

I shall add my own

-Airplane propeller (successful)

-Car battery (unsuccessful)

-Plushie (I’m not aure why I thought It’d work)

-Bottle opener (successful)

what

Which of my experiments are you confused about

Airplane propeller???

Car battery??????

Airplane propeller cause I was having a drink after a long flight(I fly Piper archers)

Car battery cause I was bored