youre not gonna be able to bully the minecraft movie directors into reanimating anything because unlike with the sonic movie clearly the people who made this movie lack any personal nostalgia for it and dont get it beyond “game my kids play” and therefore just decided to take a popular ip and throw popular actors at it and spit out a corporate slop script and designs because they dont care about the viewers beyond their ability to consume and they dont care about the consumers’ time unless it gives them money. to them we are pigs and this is the scraps mixed in a pail with mud and worms for us to gobble up and keep growing their coffers. its not made because they care and its not made to be cared about and i promise in like 2 years it’ll disappear off streaming services because they dont care about it enough to pay to keep it around and obviously nobody’s gonna rewatch it. honestly just dont watch it. not even out of spite. there’s better things out there that respect your time and your hard-earned money
I don’t actually think it will go this way.
It’s made by the person behind Napoleon Dynamite, and judging by the way the human characters act, I believe it’s going to be a satirical take.
Could still be a cash grab though, I’m just hoping it’s gonna be at least satirical and non-serious.