i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about
i’ve caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i’ve just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don’t enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i’ve just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell
this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he’d corner a mouse and i’d corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i’d chase it out and he’d catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me
