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this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as “the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig”

he expressed this as

“the farmer milks the cow and

then he porks the pig”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.