“gen alpha is so cooked they don’t use cds” is the new “gen z don’t know what a vhs is” which is the new “millennials don’t know what a rotary phone is” which is the new “gen x don’t listen to the radio enough fuck television” which is the new “boomers listen to the radio too much read a book” which is the new “generation ???? read too much go work in the factories” which is the new “generation ???????? work in the factories too much go work in the fields” which is the new “kids should stop working in the fields and start hunting their food” which is the new “grug baby stupid. grug baby eat rocks. grug throw baby away”