we recently made a discord server for people who do drama at my school and a cis guy irl has randomly decided to one-sided beef with me. so i’m having a conversation when he rolls up & randomly pings me saying he wants more pronouns than me. and i’m like Well. This isn’t hurting anyone. Maybe he’ll do some introspection
so he tells me in addition to he/him, he’d also like they/them, it/its, and the “other” role. since i don’t have they/them, he would therefore have more pronouns than me. so i congratulate him, but then i point out what that “other” means.
i have an en.pronouns linked on my discord with my neopronouns written down. i show him this. i explain what neopronouns are.
he then proceeds to copy&paste a list of 40 sets of neopronouns. just to “have more than me”. at no point did i care about this hallucinated conflict so i tell him he wins
update: he’s asking me to give him an “alpha/alphaed” pronoun set rn. i’ve told him that he needs to give me the full 5-word conjugated set before i do. this is the ultimate test for a 14 year old boy
