suffer-for-supper:

facts-i-just-made-up:

homunculus-argument:

People recreationally lying on tumblr is like a misinformation vaccine.

You’re exposed to false information that’s presented as if it’s true, but which has been rendered harmless by being something absurd and utterly ridiculous, and even if you do catch something from it, the response is getting ridiculed on the internet instead of getting sucked into a cult. So the next time you encounter something that sounds absolutely mindblowing, some part of your mind remembers to check the sources, because you’re not going to repeat the purple-eyes-no-periods mistake again.

Completely untrue, the only reason people lie on tumblr is from absolute malice, and the misinformation here is always fatal. Goncharov alone killed 860 trillion tumblr users. Per hour!

Okay but guys have you heard of the Pacific southwest tree octopus? The Pacific Northwest tree octopus was a hoax actually based on the Pacific Southwest tree octopus. As one may know, the redwoods and extremely tall trees have soil up on the top of the canopy. Bits of this soil have become mineralized to the point of impermeability to water. Basically this means there are bowls of soil that don’t let water leak out. This creates a habitat in which freshwater octopus can survive. And they do. Not particularly well though. Here’s a YouTube link to a documentary about it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E9de-cmycx8&pp=ygUcdG9nZXRoZXIgZm9yZXZlciByaWNrIGFzdGxleQ%3D%3D