thing from beyond that gets really salty whenever someone assumes they can just turn into anything they want
“ohh you’re a shapeshifter, ohh just turn into a bird and fly over to-” fuck outta here, do you know how long legs took me? never mind the entire rest of this body. you think i can just fold myself into anything i want on a whim and have it work? hey you speak english, go talk to this guy in hungarian, they’re both languages right? that’s how you sound right now. asshole