imaginatorofthings:

haberdashing:

statboosts:

redphienix:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it

Assistant: “What about the gunpowder found at the scene?”

Detective: “I thought about that as well! But as you can see from the bullet wound, it was clearly done posthumously.”

Assistant: “Remarkable find! But why would someone shoot a corpse?”

*Bounty hunter ‘Gun shootman’ tossing his hat on the ground and stomping it as he rips up the contract he hoped to cash in on fulfilling*

Femme fatale: his ink bottle was knocked over detective. I dont know if that means anything but its all i could find. *coquettishly turns and shows off ink stains on dress*

Detective: The victim was murdered in the lounge actually so i don’t think there should have been any ink there at all

Femme fatale: *takes off heels and throws them through the glass window*

In the end it’s revealed that the “victim” died of natural causes

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