RUN AWAYYYYY

Ignore them entirely. This is not your problem

Tear off your clothes and assume the position

Offer them food and become friends

Ask them to turn you into a werewolf

Ask them out on a date

Suck their [WHOOPS] right there

It’s Knotting Time

Make a knot joke

Ask them to maul you to death

Disappear with them into a forest forever, never to be heard from again

Get into a fistfight with them. its not about winning its about proving a point