[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: A tall purple person and an olive green person with a square head are standing outside the entrance to a building. There is a poster with a purple person on it.
Purple: “Ugh, can you believe they’re doing another FNAF reboot?”
Olive: “FNAF?”
Purple: “Yeah, Friday Night at Frank’s, the horror franchise from the 80s? With the really chromophobic caricature of a purple person?”
Olive: “Oh right, I think I’ve heard of it.”
Panel 2: The two enter into a hallway, Purple with some difficulty due to the door frame failing to accommodate their stature. There are posters for “Sundered Moon” and “Dulhaniyaa” in the background, as well as a soda machine labelled “Torment.”
Purple: “It’s so bad. That first movie alone has like all the stereotypes I get thrown at me.
Always with the ‘oooh do you always come back???’”
Olive: “They have to be addressing that in the new one, right?”
Purple: “No, they just 'clarify’ that the killer is just faking being purple and run with it.”
Olive: “Holy shit, they barely even tried.”
Panel 3: The two arrive at a counter, where a person with a baseball cap is working.
Baseball cap: “Woah hey has anyone ever told you you look like-”
Purple: “Yes. I know.”
Olive: “Yeah they get that a lot. Two tickets to Hades Calculus please.”
