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[ID: Four-panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: Several people are sitting in a chair circle. One of them is visibly green, another is visibly pink with a bright blue jacket and orange pointy anime glasses. A third one is wearing a blue cap. The person in the middle, who is none of these things, leads the conversation.

Middle person: “All right everyone, time to do a hexcode circle! My hexcode is #000000, what are yours?”

Several people respond “#000000”.

Panel 2: Zoom in on the green person and the middle person, with a third in between them.

Green: “Mine’s #00FF00.”

Middle: “Oh, but we’re very inclusive here! You don’t have to fit into primary hexcodes!”

Green: “…I prefer #00FF00.”

Middle: “I’m just saying, if you want to go with something like #33BB33 that’s fine! It would suit you!”

Panel 3: Zoom on the one with the blue cap.

Closeted Blue: “I’m uh… Well, um, uh, you see-”

Middle: “Oh, looks like we have exciting news!2

Closeted Blue: ”…#000000. Sorry. I’m not uh. I’m grayscale. Can we move on?“

Panel 4: Zoom in on anime glasses.

Anime Glasses: ”#LEG3ND.“

Middle: "That’s not a real hexcode!”

Anime Glasses: “I don’t give a shit.”

Middle: “I’m sure you can find a valid hexcode that suits you!”

Anime glasses: “You dipshits can’t handle a visually green person using #00FF00, I’m not playing this game.”

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[ID: Reply from Tumblr user @pangope saying “just wait till they hear about alpha values…”]

“My alpha value? Yeah it’s off the charts. Or I don’t have one. I dunno I’m not into astrology.”

[ID 2: a closeup of the anime glasses character from above.]