So one of my players looks at me. Like. Second session I ever played with them. Just narrows his lil eyes and stares me down and ejaculates, “Why do you talk like that?”
For context: I generally speak with actual words from my mouth exactly the way I type words to make posts on tumblr. If we’ve known each other for any length of time, you may already understand a bit of why he asked me this. Evidently, I speak in a way that is easily understood, most of the time, but approaches sentence structure the way English countrysides approach roads- in a winding and roundabout fashion.
I didn’t say anything witty, but I did say, “Because words are beautiful and I love them. Why don’t you [talk like this]?”
Anyway, he had a crush on me. And I think the point of the story is to talk like you’re in the process of making deep, sensual, tantric love to the language in which you’re communicating. 😎
Having had at least one dick in my mouth that I’d really like to hurry up and get out of my mouth, I feel like this is an applicable and very visceral addition to this post. Thank you. Food for thought, for sure.
