the-haiku-bot:

thirteensfavoritetoy:

breelandwalker:

gredi-bird:

ekjohnston:

shut-up-rabert:

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren’t fucking around

And frequently we have no fucks to give.

and categorically not to be fucked with

the upside is that they’re less likely to fuck with you

Don’t bother telling them to fuck off ‘cuz the fuck is already off

Don’t bother telling

them to fuck off ‘cuz the fuck

is already off

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.