I’m cat sitting for my aunt and this cat wants so badly to sleep in the very center of my bed. I wish I could explain to her that she cat do that because I’m a rough sleeper and I don’t wanna hurt her on accident and I’ve let her sleep on my lap like all day so that’s why I’m shutting the door on her
But instead she’s like oh you move me out of your room, human? You deny me your large wall of warmth? Prison for thee.
She has a mini cat stuffed animal she cuddles with when she sleeps alone though so the cuteness of that hasn’t made a good argument in her favor here like I come out in the morning and see her curled up with a tiny toy version of herself basically like I’m not gonna deny myself that. I’m only gonna be here for so long I need to savor that image while I have it