hannahbunny:

lunaticobscurity:

i saw this headline

and decided to look up pictures of this allegedly creepy water park

it’s a fucking water park. these pictures could be in any country in the world. fuck are you talking about, the washington post?

behold, the strange and mysterious water park of tulsa. the oklahoman government forces their citizens to smile for photos as they slide down the slides, and only the wealthy elites who have ties to governor kevin stitt’s family are allowed access. poor families are only allowed to swim in the local river, which is routinely poisoned to keep them weak and unable to fight back.