france-unofficial:

france-unofficial:

instead of saying ‘excuse me’ we should just say 'scuzzle’. its just 'excuse me’ and a bunch of random letters mashed together.

also people can’t say 'you’re excused’, as a snappy retort. they have to say 'you’ve been scuzzled’, or 'you’re scuzzed’ :3

dont you dare judge the power of scuzzles.