bromantically:

daftpatience:

ya im complainiong about them i want the COOL PANTS not the MOM OF THE COOL PANTS

[ID: A drawing of 2 pairs of pants. The first, labeled, “cool pants brand,” shows a thin person in detailed and complex loose tripp pants with sparkles around them. The second, labeled, “+ their plus size line,” shows a plus size person in plain and undetailed form fitting pants with little drawings of poop around it. End ID.]