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thecrazyalchemist:

thecrazyalchemist:

thecrazyalchemist:

WHY IS MY SHOWER

CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING

LIKE:

• A KETTLE

• CICADAS

• A GOING TRAIN

• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING

• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS

• AN OPERA SINGER WHO’S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS

• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS

My shower seemed to have masturbated

Annnnd now it is cumming

It is cumming

WHY THE HELL IT IS CUMMING

Here is my shower

FRICKIN CUMMING