failure-to-adult:

artimies6:

I just KNOW romans would go crazy for american fair food. Like have you ever seen blooming onions? Funnel cake? Cheese curds? Gigantic boats of chili cheese fries? Good ol claudius horatius would go hog wild trying to hold all of those at once without spilling all over his tunicus

Chili fries would blow Roman minds as tomatoes, chilis, and potatoes all came from a continent the Romans didn’t even know existed (but which, as Italy has proven, they would have gone ABSOLUTELY MAD for).