strawberry-crocodile:

despazito:

I am once again thinking about how batshit crazy it must’ve been for paleolithic humans to encounter kangaroos for the very first time

I suspect OP knows but when humans first hit mainlaind oz there was a very real chance that procoptodon- a giant kangaroo that had a flat face and walked instead of hopped- would have been there.

(art by nobu tamura)

i woulda turned the boat around and tried my luck with the rest of Oceania, tbh. that there is an ogre.