My low IQ idiot friend: im growing an apple tree in my backyard. Fuji - my absolute favorite. You sho…
Me, genius, visibly thinking extremely hard, not paying attention to a word he’s saying: *apple tree … apple … worm … worm HOLE … apple car … apple shaped car … worm driving apple car*
Me, now having decided on how to respond: I wish id never met you. I wisb youd never been born
