WHY IS MY SHOWER
CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING
LIKE:
• A KETTLE
• CICADAS
• A GOING TRAIN
• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING
• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS
• AN OPERA SINGER WHO’S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS
• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS
My shower seemed to have masturbated
Annnnd now it is cumming
It is cumming
WHY THE HELL IT IS CUMMING
Here is my shower
I’M SORRY?!
YOU WANT THIS TO BE MY LEGACY?
I
THE GUY HAUNTED BY A PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER GHOST
THE GUY WHO’S*SHOWER* HAS BETTER SEX LIFE THAN HIM?!
I will not stand for this
