Senshi and Uncle Iroh would be such good friends guys can you imagine
I have decided that if the Gaang met the Dungeon Foodies (Doodies) then the following would likely occur:
- Iroh, and Zuko would mesh beautifully with the group, RIGHT up until someone mentioned eating dragons, at which point Iroh and Zuko’s storyline would abruptly become a psychological horror
- Marcille and Katara would either become Bee Eff Effsies or Claw Each Other’s Eyes Out and I cannot decide which
- Toph and Izutsumi would immediately become Worse together
- Sokka and Laios would immediately become Worse together
- Aang would regard Senshi with the respect befitting of an Air Nomad Elder RIGHT until he has to watch the guy butcher and field dress an animal. They would then go on a life changing road trip thematic of consuming ethical meat. Aang would remain a vegetarian but would learn a lot about alternative sources of iron and protein, after which he would finally hit a growth spurt to rival Sokka.
- Laios would drink poison cactus water.
- Sokka would drink poison cactus water again.
- Catty Bitch Besties Azula + Kazu Agenda feat. Azula Redemption Arc: Homocidal Rage Trauma Demon to Healthy Low Empathy Teen Queen Transformation. Kazu remains the same but learns to say bitchy shit straight to people’s faces instead of repressing it
- (Always Sunny title card) Laios Eats A Turtleduck
- (Always Sunny title card) Toph Masters Black Magic. feat. Legally Blonde voice: “What, like it’s hard?”
- Senshi is an earthbender. This part is never fully explained.
- Chilchuck and Toph start an illegal gambling den that Sokka righteously moves to shut down for about .5 seconds until he learns that he is a FANTASTIC at counting cards.
- Laois Blue Spirit Fanboy Agenda
- Literally anyone accuses Laois or Zuko of misinterpreting a social cue / weird dumb metaphor / nonsensical story / tradition and the other immediately backs him up like “what are you talking about he’s right” and “this is the only guy here who makes any sense, the rest of you are freaks”.
- (Always Sunny Title Card) Aang Adopts A Dirt Homunculus
- Iroh gives Chilchuck The Talk
Oh wait I’m not done
17. Reverse “Half-Foots Look like Children to Tallmen” issue where Chilchuck learns Toph is the Blind Bandit and a master earthbender who invented metal bending and was once a champion fighter and just assumes Toph is a full-grown half-foot. Only learns otherwise after they have pulled off several drunken crime sprees
18. Toph, on the other hand, is fully aware that Chilchuck is a grown ass man and just figures he’s cool
19. Katara and Marcille bond over Forbidden Evil Magic; Katara learns to use blood bending for not-horrific things (medicine, first aid, prepping wild-caught meat, etc) and Marcille learns to heal more efficiently
20. Laios can see and communicate with literally all the previous avatars but just kinda pretends he can’t since nobody else has brought them up yet and he doesn’t want it to be a whole Thing
21. Group runs into a platypus and each gang thinks it’s an animal from the other’s universe. Everyone proceeds to act as though they know exactly what it is in hopes of not appearing ignorant. Neither of them actually knows anything. Through a series of misunderstandings, it is given a nonsensical name and is believed to be an immortal, telepathic incarnation of a heavenly spirit. Laios is the only one to question this and is immediately stung by its venomous feet, which only cements the legend
22. (Always Sunny title card) King Buumi Defeats The Mad Mage