foone:

There should be a comic or manga about a maid who is very annoyed with her coworkers because she’s trying to clean the mansion and make sure dinner is served on time and all the linens are put away, but she’s the only one who is here to do all that. She’s an actual Victorian-style housemaid, but the rest of the maids are maids in the hentai/erotica sense.

So she’s going to check and see why the paintings in the east wing haven’t been dusted, and walks in on the maid responsible getting eaten out by a scullery maid on a pile of dirty laundry. She’s like “sigh, just try to do your duties when you’re done?”

She’s having to work late into the night mopping the kitchen floors because the maids who are supposed to do that have been tied up in the dungeon by the lady of the house for like four days now.

She never gets involved in all this hankypanky. She’s way too busy for any of that, since she’s having to do all the tasks that are getting interrupted by all the damn sex.

She has to do the grocery shopping herself because everyone else she’s tried singing just comes back with alcohol and whipped cream and condoms and that’s not going to help with Thursday’s lobster bisque dinner, now is it?

She did try to ask the head chef what ingredients they needed for the meal but he just listed off every aphrodisiac food he could think of. She sighs. “The French”, she thinks while rolling her eyes.

She is very overworked and sighs a lot. I kinda love this character and she’s only existed for the duration of this post. Ace maid!