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i think jackoff videos are neat because each one teaches me a little more about the person

its like some people use one hand, some two hand, some do that twist near the top, some grab it from the other side, some go straight for the base, some go for the frenulum, some focus on the tip exclusively, some switch hands midway through, some go slow the whole time, some speed up, some go 100mph from the start, some do short strokes, some long strokes, some erratic

its like there are so many ways to water a flower

And at the end of it all you come to the conclusion that the human penis is just a flesh bopit

oh my god you’re so right