omnybus:

Tumblr post: I wish some people would be more polite to cashiers

The exact sort of person this post was talking about: Fuck you, just because you bag my groceries doesn’t mean you’re entitled to women sucking your dick you fucking incel! Where do you get off asking for sexual favors from customers???

OP: That’s not even remotely what I said. I never brought up sex at all?

The complete dipshit from before: oh so now you’re saying asexuals shouldn’t be allowed to buy groceries????

Dozens of people in the notes: (argues about how being rude to cashiers is a local tradition in some countries, claims that bagging groceries was an ancient Native American courtship ritual, debating the ethics of casual sex with retail workers, and a dozen other arguments that completely miss the original point all while calling each other pedophiles and/or beta cucks)

OP: (silently wishes everyone’s heads would explode)